Extract and summarise the main legal principles of this case.

In 5 sentences, tell me what this case is about.

List all arguments presented by counsel for the Plaintiff/Applicant.

List all arguments presented by counsel for the Defendant/Respondent.

Extract and list all case law references as well as the main legal principle or point of law that each referenced case deals with.

Extract and list all legislation referenced in this judgment, along with a short explanation of each reference.

Please provide the ratio decidendi in this judgment.

Did the Court make any obiter dictum statements? If yes, list them with the full context in which they were made.

Please tell me everything about the footnotes in this judgment and what they refer to.

Please tell me what happened in this case as if you’re telling a dramatic story.Don't make stuff up. Use humour where appropriate.